THE GREAT CANADIAN MAPLE SYRUP HEIST
THE GREAT CANADIAN MAPLE SYRUP HEIST
Okay sooo
Canada's biggest heist in history was the great Canadian maple syrup heist
IT WAS AN INSIDE JOB!!!
<< look there
This guy siphoned off like 9500 barrels of maple syrup
Oops not sure why that text is mirrored
Edit: now I know

But it's funjier this way
By trucking barrels out of the facility, emptying them, and filling back up with water
And then selling it
On the maple syrup black market
Oh cananda 🥺
They only inspect the facilities once a year
Until...

😭😭😭😭😭
THE MAPLE SYRUP HEIST WAS DETHRONED


(just barely)
By a stupid
stupid
SRUPID
Boring heist
Of gold bars at Toronto airport
(still unsolved)
(as the biggest)
NEXT WEBSITE
>>>>>
LINK TO GOOGLE DOC OF WEBRING THING
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